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| Two Cops. Glover carries a weapon...Gibson is one. He's the only L.A. cop registered as a...LETHAL WEAPON! |
I told my wife this while saying "aint that right....partner." and then made a pistol with my fingers, pointed at her and winked.
Karen said, "I'm getting too old for this S###! and then calmly walked away as a huge explosion happened behind her.
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| BOOM! |
I've decided to write a television pilot based on a cross between a buddy cop movie and marriage. Either the two cops are married to eachother and work together or two cops who's cases are intertwined with the daily lives of a married couple. Either way, I'll be lazy on the title and simply call it, "PARTNERS." Pretty sure NBC will pick it up, if not then I'll add something about Vampires and sell it to the WB.
I love 80's action movies and buddy cop flicks! It goes back to my father letting me stay up late to watch movies like "Die Hard," "Lethal Weapon," and anything with Govorner Schwarzenegger. I especially liked the ones with the goofy/weak sidekick and how they somehow managed to get past their differences and work together. They did whatever it took to get the job done, even if it meant breaking the rules!
The two cops were always mismatched and forced to work together. Despite their differences, they exploited the best in each of them and thought outside the box. Sometimes it led to hillarious consequences!
My wife and I are just like the detectives in the movies. We are different in our own ways, but we have the same job/goal. To make the marriage work despite our differences! Karen is a bit of an introvert, and I, an extrovert! SUPRISE! Karen is modest, smart and level headed. I am not the least bit modest, not very smart (i thrive on charm and hope people overlook the smarts), and sometimes I'm impulsive. She would be the serious, by-the-book one and I would be the shoot-from-the-hip one. That's how our marriage works.
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| Whenever I put my sunglasses on the music from CSI: Miams plays |
I trust my wifes judgement and decisions. She appreciates my wild nature. How could she not love my charming spontaneity? But like the movies, Karen not only goes along for the ride, but she suprises by sometimes throwing the book out the window! I learn from her and she learns from me.
On their own the two cops couldn't get the job done but together, they can take down the Columbian Drug Lord and save the girl while destroying and entire city block. Together my wife and I survive our marriage and raise our child while destroying an entire city block.
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| She's trouble and plays by her own rules. |
In conclusion; my wife would be the cool one with the big gun and the tough lines. I would be the wise-ass with the one-liners. Together we would be......(wait for it)............PARTNERS!
All we nee is an angry police cheif yelling,"I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two! You’re an embarrassment to the department! You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your sunglasses, now."
PARTNERS!
coming this fall to FOX (and then cancelled mid-season and replaced by a crappy reality show)
*to learn more about buddy cop movies please check out "Beverly Hills Cop 1-3" Lethal Weapon 1-4" Die Hard 1-4" "48 Hours" "Another 48 Hours" "Rush Hour 1-3" or your local library.




The police cheif part was suppose to say,"I'm sick and tired of making excuses for you two! You’re an embarrassment to the department! You're off the case and off the force. Your badges, your sunglasses, now."
ReplyDeleteIt's Wednesday, about midnight. Everyone is in bed, the wine bottle is empty, and I must be bored out of my mind to be reading this . . . and yet, I find it Amazing, and so incredibly true. Perhaps not all marriages are like great cop shows, but yours sounds just like mine, in more than one way.
ReplyDeleteThank God for wives who are smart, strong and savvy, and yet ready to throw caution to the wind at a moments notice to stand beside their husbands to accomplish something completely silly, exciting.. or perhaps even heroic, like saving the girl while blowing up an entire city block... or maybe just pulling the emergency brake and screaming like a 16 year old while we spin a few doughnuts in the church parking lot....
Well said Mark!!!
ReplyDeleteMERRILL!!!! Get in here! Look at you. You're a real blue flame special, aren't you boy. I don't have time for your excuses, the mayor is up my ass because of you two! You blew up a zoo?? How is that even possible? One more screw up like that and I'll have your badges! and your keys! and probably your unused vacation days, I don't know, I will check with HR and see what happens! Maybe we just pay them out, I'm not sure. As far as your pension goes, it really isn't my area of expertise. Truthfully, this sounds like a lot of work to just fire you. Get back to work and try not to do it again but if you do, we will have to talk again. Actually, I'm pretty close to taking a job in Brainerd. It's a nice little lawn company with potential. BUT STILL!
ReplyDelete"you're a real blue flame special" - brilliant!
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