Fact: A group of jellyfish are called a smack.
Fact: Jellyfish are not made out of jelly and should not be put on bread with peanut butter.
Fact: Jellyfish should not be trusted. They swim in their own poo.
Fact: The Box Jellyfish has 64 anuses.
Fact: Jellyfish are 95% water, some are even up to 98%!
Fact: Some Jellyfish are 96-97% water.....we don't care about those ones.
Fact: In Super Mario Bros. the Jellyfish is a dangerous enemy.
Jellyfish multiply if you get them wet.
ReplyDeleteMore than one Jellyfish are called JellyFie.
ReplyDeleteEventually, all cats become dogs. Oh wait! Uhhh...something, something, JELLYFISH!
ReplyDeleteJellyfish love "that's what she said" jokes.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish have 7 rows of invisible teeth called sniznersnaps.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish taste like chicken. Very wet jelly chicken.
ReplyDeleteThree Jellyfish walk in to a bar...
ReplyDeleteIn 1909 Jellyfish invented radio.
ReplyDeleteAlthough already invented but not widley known, Jellyfish made the Internet or World Wide Web popular in the late 90's.
ReplyDeleteBy the early 2000's Jellyfish stopped using the Internet...Internet never was popular again.
ReplyDeleteIf you spell Jellyfish backwords it spells, the illuminati control the government.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish nearly killed my friend Dori.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish invented Capt Crunch...only to cut up your mouth. The fact that it was delicious was an obvious oversight.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish once pranked a wiseman into giving jesus frankinscence. It was supposed to be a jetski.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish once slept with a red-headed japanese woman and 12 days later Chuck Norris was born.
ReplyDeleteJellyfish only became really aggressive after Charleton Heston went with Planet of the Apes instead of Planet of the Jellyfish.
ReplyDeleteIf your friend sees a jellyfish, bite your friend and then pee in the wound. It will sting. I think I remember that one correctly.
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